Really Bad Haiku

Some folks love haiku; many poets on our blog hate it. Last year, Robert Lee Brewer asked bloggers to come up with BAD haiku. Here were a couple of mine. Enjoy at your own peril, and feel free to groan!


In sweet summer grass
I came upon a bullfrog
who didn't know war


Martha Rae, where has
she gone, she of the big mouth
and hair blazing red


Rain spatters splashes
against my window pane and
now I have to pee