Friday, April 30, 2010

Really Bad Haiku

Some folks love haiku; many poets on our blog hate it. Last year, Robert Lee Brewer asked bloggers to come up with BAD haiku. Here were a couple of mine. Enjoy at your own peril, and feel free to groan!

In sweet summer grass
I came upon a bullfrog
who didn't know war

Martha Rae, where has
she gone, she of the big mouth
and hair blazing red

Rain spatters splashes
against my window pane and
now I have to pee


  1. Nicely written haiku,like it very much!
    Have fun writing :)
    marinela x

  2. hi amy not only bad but heeeelarious cucucachoo...